Original Title Answers

Everyone's literary knowledge is quite impressive! The only one no one got was Tenderness. If I didn't have the answers in front of me I would have failed miserably. Now, without further ado:

1. First Impressions = Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
2. All's Well That Ends Well = War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy (you were right Brandon, don't second guess yourself!)
3. The Sea-Cook = Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
4. Stephen Hero = A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce. (To answer the James Joyce question, there is indeed a novel called Stephen Hero that was published posthumously in 1944. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man is a complete rewrite of Stephen Hero which Joyce abandoned in 1905. Joyce destroyed part of the manuscript, so what was published in 1944 is not complete.)
5. The Romantic Egotist = This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
6. Tenderness = Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
7. Bar-B-Q = The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M Cain
8. Something That Happened = Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
9. Interzone = Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs
10. Catch-18 = Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
11. A Jewish Patient Begins Analysis = Portnoy's Complaint by Philip Roth
12. The Summer of the Shark = Jaws by Peter Benchley
13. The Shine = The Shining by Stephen King

The winner of the Dr. Seuss bookmark (because you can never have too many bookmarks or too much Dr. Seuss) is...Danielle! Email me your address and I'll drop it in the mail to you. Thanks for playing everyone!