Experiment: Failed

My book sniffing experiment failed last night. I succeeded in getting nothing but a headache. I must be unfortunate enough to have only the nefariously evolving allergenic dust in my library instead of hallucinogenic mold. Someone else will have to take up the experiment and see if they get better results. (Oh, and for the record, I really didn't sniff around my library last night trying to get high. Really. I didn't.)