Lazy

Because it is Tuesday and because I am lazy, I'm going to inflict on you the link for some old, but new to me, news. Britain's Literary Review, which doesn't appear to have a website, bestows every December the "Bad Sex Prize." This dubious honor is given to the novel judged to have the most absurd, ridiculous and/or overwritten sex scene. The winner for 2003 was Aniruddha Bahal's Bunker 13. Read an excerpt from this as well as the other nominees. Be sure you aren't eating or drinking, you don't want it to come out your nose when you break into hysterics. Oh, and did anybody else notice that only two of the eight are women?