Wednesday, February 11, 2004

On the Campaign Trail

Tired of reading the Democratic candidate's books? Tired of hearing them attach one another and President Bush? Are you ready for someone new? Then you are ready for Chris P. Carrot, the candidate who promises to improve America's vision! Carrot's running mate is Colonel Corn who admonishes his followers to "give peas a chance!" And best of all the candidates have recently been endorsed by Striperella. I know this has nothing to do with books, but I couldn't resist.